Is there a Ralph's nearby?
Next time Donny dies, and you don't want to be made a sap by the funeral industry, you don't have to settle for a folger's tin. Whip out your costco card and get a full line of means to transmit the remains.
The lady doth protest too much, methinks
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Ask 500 People
Ask 500 People bills itself as "world opinion while you watch." Ask a question, and watch the votes come in on a google map. Neat!
The guy in a Dress on Star Trek
The Sneeze takes a look at this strange phenomenon. First, the picture and setup. Then the explanations.
Stupidfilter
Stupidfilter is designed to automatically identify stupid forum comments. LOL!
Why I'm an atheist: the argument from interior design
Imagine I have a beautiful living room. Huge windows looking out into a sunny garden, imported fabrics, exotic plants, antique furniture and inlaid hardwood. It's a pleasure to behold, and a wonderful place to relax. But there's one detail missing. Walking into the room, one's eye is immediately drawn to the ornate stone fireplace, but the wall above the mantle is blank.
I recognize this as a problem, and more to the point, so does everyone I invite to my house. Everyone says that the "focal point is blank", and they suggest filling it with everything from Winslow Homer to dogs playing poker. Portraiture frequently comes up, but the thought of eyes staring down from above the mantle gives me the creeps. Too Gothic, even for a room with cathedral ceilings.
So I hire a few interior designers. They suggest that I need something a bit more impressionistic or even abstract. They try some Manet, some Turner landscapes, some Rothko, and for a time these please me because there's nothing specific that I can object to. But it's a bit like flipping channels: No matter what's on the mantle, I can't shake the feeling there's something better out there. And more importantly, when anything goes on the wall, the room seems to suffer. No one notices the crown molding, the rosettes of the door frames. The space above the mantle is like a vacuum, sucking eyeballs into its grasp, and while nothing is satisfactory, a blank wall is just as bad.
So I put up a mirror. And now, it's rare than anyone suggests an alternative. But if they do, I can always ask, "what could possibly go in that spot, that is more beautiful than the room itself?"
How the other half talks at each other
My right wing dad is a clearing house of all those weird, comic-sans laden, eagle strewn chain letters that your conservative relatives send. (for the record, my dad ain't right wing)
