Welcome to James Bond's Homepage!!!

hello, im james bond and this is my website. I work for the British government, but my exact job is secret -- shhhh!

I made this page because i like teh web, it helps me find out about the world and do my job.

I also like to play card games and have sex. And really randy cars like the Aston Martin It's expensive, which sucks because you could get like 5 camaros for the same price. but it's free so i cant complain.

I know your thinking, how can a bloke who works for teh government have enough money to buy a car like that???! But I have an expense account so its cricket.


Birds I shagged:

also when i'm working I get to have a lot of sex. ALOT

Honey Rider I WANT YOU BACK BABY!!!! Y WONT YOU CALL Pussy Galore (yes thats her real name, I know you think im kidding but really it is. But whatever she wont return my calls anymore and i think she's a major lezbo. her name is domino. shes kind of hot but cross-eyed. This is moneypenny, she works for the goverment too, she thinks Im sooooo sexy but shes an old skank.

all your base are belong to us!!!!

 


Gambling

When im playing in the casino for my job, i like baccarat. But when I'm on my own i like to play

SLOTS

 


Links

Here's some stuff around the web i like.

the house of lords (IM GONNA HAVE A SEAT WHEN I RETIRE!)

ellen feiss (shes cute but to young for me)

this is where i work, their in charge of security for her majesty and they fight terrorists

fark funny site and they have boobies sometimes.

support the site!!!! click here!!!!

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