

hello,
im james bond and this is my website. I work for the British government, but
my exact job is secret -- shhhh!
I made this page because i like teh web, it helps me find out about the world and do my job.
I also like to play card games
and have sex. And
really randy cars like the Aston Martin
It's expensive, which sucks because you could get like 5 camaros for the same
price. but it's free so i cant complain.

I know your thinking, how can a bloke who works for teh government have enough money to buy a car like that???! But I have an expense account so its cricket.
also when i'm working I get to have a lot of sex.
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| Honey Rider I WANT YOU BACK BABY!!!! Y WONT YOU CALL | Pussy Galore (yes thats her real name, I know you think im kidding but really it is. But whatever she wont return my calls anymore and i think she's a major lezbo. | her name is domino. shes kind of hot but cross-eyed. | This is moneypenny, she works for the goverment too, she thinks Im sooooo sexy but shes an old skank. |
all your base are belong to us!!!!
When im playing in the casino for my job, i like baccarat. But when I'm on
my own i like to play Gambling
SLOTS
Here's some stuff around the web i like.
the house of lords (IM GONNA HAVE A SEAT WHEN I RETIRE!)
ellen feiss (shes cute but to young for me)
this is where i work, their in charge of security for her majesty and they fight terrorists
fark funny site and they have boobies sometimes.
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